Welcome Protesters To Bay Street

We are told it is inevitable that the masses of students, unions, unemployed, class-warfare mongering liberals will come to Bay Street.  We should welcome them with open arms.  Why?

To start, we know Toronto Police will give them a silver tea set reception.  They will be allowed to burn cars, smash windows, and generally assail law abiding tax payers, all without repercussion.  After an orgy of pillaging and burning, primary instigators will leave the downtown core, leaving lawful peaceful protesters, ashamed of their connection to the more lunatic fringe (that last part is difficult since almost all liberals are in the lunatic fringe).

The next day, police will respond appropriately by beating and gassing law abiding citizens minding their own business (you know, taxpayers and what-not).  Basically, conservatives will get beaten up while liberals walk off free and clear.

This will then be followed by numerous talking heads interviewing the professional instigators (liberals) about their thoughts on the protest.  Liberals will wildly assail police (hard to believe since their unionized brethren will allow them to burn cars and smash windows) as being racist, sexist, and homophobic.  They will then blame conservatives, and especially Mike Harris, along with odd references to George Bush and 9/11 conspiracy theories.  They will of course praise Obama and Biden for their "support".

Thereafter, "conservatives" like Tim Hudak and Prime Minister Harper, when asked to comment, will offer poetic words such as "now is the time to set aside our ideology ...", "I'm deeply ashamed of what I witnessed ...", and "this is what happens when you let people like Rush Limbaugh on the air ...".  Of course, there will never be any proof or evidence offered that the (inevitable) riots were caused by conservatives (who by the way were busy going to work, paying taxes, or spending time with their family and kids).  It's just that conservatives will be blamed for inspiring these events in an atmosphere of "hate", "intolerance", and "corporate greed".

Thankfully, no-one will subject any of these protesters to the warm breeze that is logic.  Welcome kooks - let the looting, pillaging, and burning begin.